The Primacy of Numbers

"How many people have you slept with?" Owen asked staring point-blank at a blushing Toshiko.

"Do you mean physical sex? Or actually spending the night in bed with someone?" Ianto attempted to clarify the question. "There's a world of difference."

"I don't mean Madam Thumb and her four daughters," the doctor sneered. "We're talking adult sex here."

"There's nothing adult about this conversation," Gwen responded as she stood shoulder-to-shoulder with her comrade-sister.

"Just to make things clear," Jack interjected, "when you say 'people' do you mean humans or bipeds in general?"

"Ewww," said the rest of his team in unison.